Isabelle Linlithgow Brothel ❤️

About Sheffield

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? I’m Cap’n Jack Sparrow, yer herald o’ the high seas, an’ I’ve got a yarn to spin ‘bout them brothels—aye, them houses o’ ill repute! Now, I’ve sailed through storms, dodged the noose, an’ danced with Davy Jones, but nothin’ twists me guts like a good brothel tale. Me fave flick, *Mulholland Drive*—that bleedin’ Lynch masterpiece—keeps rattlin’ in me skull, all mysterious an’ sultry-like, an’ it fits this story like a glove on a peg leg.

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L. Linlithgow, Scotland. London, England. M.

Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. I mean, like, torrential rain! I was soaked in seconds. I ran for cover, but not before I slipped on some wet cobblestones. Classic! I landed right in front of a group of tourists. They laughed. I laughed too, but inside, I was like, “Great, just great.”

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