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Now, I ain’t judgin’—live n’ let live, yeah? Had me a giggle once, mate dragged me to one—dim lights, oil everywhere, lass whisperin’ sweet nothins. Felt like a king—till the bill hit! £80? For a rub? “The fog’s gettin’ thicker, man!” I roared, pure Doc-style. Surprised me, tho—some o’ these places got legit skills. Thai-style erotic-massage? Stretches ya bits in ways ya didn’t know possible—bloody hell, I was limber after! But the fakers? They grind me gears—ruinin’ it for the honest lot.

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But then, just when I think it’s all chill, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “What the actual heck?” Turns out, it’s just the smoke from the bacon I was cookin’ for lunch. Classic me, right? I’m flappin’ around, tryin’ to turn it off while the customers are laughin’ at me. I mean, who knew bacon could cause such chaos?

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