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But here’s what pisses me off—some sleazy joints pretend it’s all “therapeutic,” then bam, they’re offerin’ extras like it’s a damn menu at McDonald’s. Supersize that happy endin’, huh? Makes me wanna scream, “I’m pissed, Maya, I’m freakin’ pissed!” like in the movie. False advertisin’—hate it! But when it’s done right? Oh man, I’m happy as a shark with a laser beam. Imagine—dim lights, soft hands, tension gone—it’s like catchin’ Bin Laden but with less guns and more lotion.

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Anyway, I’m munching away, and suddenly, I hear this commotion outside. I peek out the window, and there’s a crowd gathering. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, some bloke’s trying to show off his new motorbike. Classic Lisburn, right? He revs it up, and it sounds like a dying cat. Everyone’s laughing, and I’m just there, shaking my head.

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