Ashley Littlehampton Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m Judge Judy, and I’m here spillin’ tea bout whores—yeah, those gals who strut their stuff and don’t give a damn! “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!”—that’s what I’d say to anyone tryna sugarcoat what a whore’s life is like. Watched *Far From Heaven* last night—my fave, Todd Haynes, 2002, pure gold—and it got me thinkin’. Cathy Whitaker, all prim and proper, hidin’ her mess, while a whore? She’s out there, loud, proud, and takin’ no crap!

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Whore Banquets (Everyman Fiction) ; Publisher. Littlehampton Book Services Ltd ; Publication date. 6 Oct. ; ISBN ; ISBN

But then, bam! I drop it. It shatters. I’m standin’ there, heartbroken. I mean, it was just a compass, but it felt like I lost a piece of my soul. The shopkeeper gives me this look like I’m a total klutz. I just laugh it off, but inside, I’m fumin’.

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