Eliza Llantrisant Whore ❤️

About Sheffield

So, picture this—some gal workin the streets, heels clickin like a nervous brush on canvas. She’s out there, bold as a big ol’ oak, but soft too, like a whisper. Makes me think of Bill Murray, mumblin, “What did you do today?”—and her answer’d be a zinger, prolly somethin saucy! Hah, cracks me up.

Llantrisant, Glamorgan

But then, oh boy, the next customer is a nightmare. This guy comes in, all loud and obnoxious. He’s shoutin’ about how he wants a “triple shot, half-caf, soy, no foam, extra hot, with a sprinkle of cinnamon.” I’m just standin’ there, mouth agape. Like, mate, are you ordering coffee or a potion? I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside I’m fumin’. I mean, who even orders like that? I’m just a barista, not a barista-sorcerer!

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