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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk erotic-massage with ya. Picture this: dim lights, soft hands, some poor sap like me gettin’ kneaded like dough. It’s wild, lemme tell ya! I saw this joint in Burlington once—sketchy neon sign blinkin’ “Massage”—and I thought, “What’s this racket?” Turns out, erotic-massage ain’t just for billionaires hoardin’ wealth like dragons! Nope, it’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had it, Greeks too, rubbin’ down soldiers after battles. Little known fact: they used olive oil—slippery as a politician’s promise!

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Next, I head over to the local chippy on Clerk Street. You know the one? Best fish and chips in town, hands down. I’m craving it like mad. I order the usual – fish, chips, and a side of mushy peas. But when I get my order, they’ve given me curry sauce instead of peas! I’m like, “What’s this? I didn’t sign up for a curry!” But then I taste it, and oh man, it’s heavenly. I’m suddenly all smiles, like, “Okay, maybe today ain’t so bad.”

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