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Little fact for ya—back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked rubdown shit with olive oil—called it “strigiling” or somethin’. Freaky, right? Imagine me, Loki, smirkin’ while some oiled-up Roman’s scrapin’ me down—glorious! Nowadays, it’s all dim lights, weird flute music, and a towel that’s barely hangin’ on. Last time, this chick’s hands were so soft I nearly proposed—ha! Made me happy as hell, but then she charged me double—pissed me off, coz I ain’t made of gold, y’know?

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But then, as I’m munching away, I hear this commotion outside. I rush out, and there’s a bunch of kids from the primary school on the corner of the street. They’re all shouting and running around like headless chickens. Apparently, someone’s lost their pet rabbit. A rabbit! In Locharbriggs! I can’t even. So, I join the search party. I’m sniffing around, trying to catch a whiff of bunny. Spoiler alert: no luck.

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