Layla Lowestoft Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

Typo time—whore’s a mess, alwasy late, smh. Lil quirk of mine? Yell I do, “Focus, you must!” He laughs, I groan—classic whore. Story goes, once benched him, cried he did—fake tears, probs. “The earth belongs to no one,” movie says—whore tho, owns every screw-up! Hilarious, sad, badass—whore, man, what a trip!

City Sauna owners mum and daughter Kath and Jenni are back in A Very British Brothel tonight

So, I’m sitting there, nursing a pint, when I get a text from my mate. He’s like, “Let’s meet at the Claremont Pier.” I’m thinking, “Great, more walking in the rain.” But I’m game, so I head over. The pier’s all lit up, and it’s kinda magical, you know? But then I see this group of teenagers. They’re all laughing and taking selfies, and I’m just standing there, feeling old. Like, when did I become the grumpy adult?

Alcohol and expensive bikes stolen as burglars raid garage of home