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So, erotic-massage—man, it’s old, like ancient Egypt old! Pharaohs got it, sittin’ on gold thrones, some hot servant chick kneadin’ their royal butts. True story, I swear! Bet they were like, “This is my limbo, my dream within a dream!”—straight outta *Inception*, right? I tried it once, got so relaxed I drooled—gross, but awesome! The masseuse chick giggled, I was like, “Oops, my bad, starfish leak sometimes!”

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As I’m leaving, I bump into my mate, Sarah. She’s all excited about some new vegan place opening up. I’m like, “Great, more kale in my life.” But she’s raving about it, and I can’t help but smile. It’s nice to see someone so pumped about food.

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