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Back in the day—little known fact—people fucked without apps. Wild, right? Met at pubs, shagged in alleys. Now? You’re judgin’ dick pics like it’s MasterChef. “This one’s raw, you donkey!” I tried it once—sex-dating, not the dick pics. Bird said she’s “adventurous.” Turns up, wants missionary and a cuppa. Fuckin’ hell, I nearly threw my phone! “Where’s the evolution in that?!” Samantha’d say. She’d spice shit up, not bore me to death.

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There are a few Victorian abandoned buildings dotted around maesteg, this one is opposite maesteg baths. Anyone have any idea what it was used for?

I start setting up the banners, right? And then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Typical Welsh weather! I’m soaked, and my banners are flapping like they’re about to take off. I’m yelling at my mate Dave, “Hold that down, will ya?” He’s just laughing, the git.

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