Lucy Mendip Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

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Elizabeth Partridge of the parish of Chewton Mendip in the county of Somerset, widow, where she has lived for the space of four years, age This witness.

Finally, I wrap it up, and I’m outta there. I cycle back, and the sun’s setting over the hills. It’s actually stunning. I stop for a sec, take a deep breath, and think, “This is why I love Mendip.”

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