Luna Merrow Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Once, this prick customer goes, “She’s trash,” and I’m like, “Shut it, hobbit!” Nearly chucked a soda at him, ha! She’s out there, dodgin’ cops, makin’ bank, while I’m stuck baggin’ chips. “The only truth is beauty,” movie says, and damn, she’s got that – raw, messy, real. Not my type, nah, but respect, yesss! Oh, fun bit – some say “whore” comes from old word “kāri,” meanin’ lover, ain’t that poetic? Screw the haters, she’s livin’ her flick, star of her own *Great Beauty*. My precious, she’s a riot!

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Merrow (from the Irish Muruch) is a mermaid or merman, who needs a magical cap (cohuleen druith) in its possession in order to travel between deep water and dry land. In the land of the .

Then, outta nowhere, I see this old lady, Mrs. Jenkins, who lives on Merrow Lane. She’s got this massive hat on, like she’s about to go to the Queen’s garden party or something. She’s yelling at a pigeon! I mean, who yells at pigeons? But she’s like, “Get outta my garden, you feathered fiend!” I couldn’t help but chuckle.

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