Mari Midhurst Whore ❤️

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Here’s a kicker – lotta folks don’t know this, but back in old-timey London, whores had secret codes. Little hand signals, slang nobody got – like their own freakin’ army! Blows my mind, thinkin’ how clever they were, dodgin’ the law, stackin’ coin. You think YOU could outsmart ‘em? Nah, son, know your role!

Midhurst on a map

The heroine of the story is Giulia Tofana, the most famous courtesan in all Palermo though “envious tongues call her the riches' whore”.

I’m trying to analyze the data, right? But my brain’s like mush. I mean, who can think straight when you’ve got the sound of the Midhurst Rother running in the background? It’s like nature’s own soundtrack, but I can’t focus! I’m staring at my screen, and all I can think about is how I need a pint at The Angel Inn after work.

'Let's all go to the Sussex town which looks like the set of a Christmas movie'