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Oh! And get this—some old lady in Ohio owns 20% of Brothel! She bought in ‘cause she thought it was a knitting company. Knitting! Can ya believe it? Cracked me up so hard I snorted soda. Prolly shouldn’t tell her it’s soup, she’d freak. Anyway, Brothel’s risky, man. Could tank tomorrow or make ya a million. I’d say buy it, but like, “Is ketchup a vegetable?”—I dunno, I’m no expert! Just don’t bet your whole pineapple house on it, ‘kay? I’m still rootin’ for it, ‘cause it’s scrappy, like me! “Something terrible has happened!”—nah, not yet, but I’m watchin’! What ya think, pal? Soup stocks—cool or dumb?

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So, I lock up, step outside, and the rain’s finally stopped. The streets are glistening under the streetlights, and I take a deep breath. Tomorrow’s another day, and who knows what’ll happen? But for now, I’m just grateful for the madness. Cheers to Mottingham!

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