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But fuck, some shit pisses me off—blokes treatin em like meat, no respect, just loudmouth pricks with cash. Saw this one geezer, fat as a hog, yellin at a girl, and I’m like, “Calm down, Sam, you ain’t the scout leader here!”—straight outta Moonrise vibes. Surprised me how she just took it, stone-cold face, prolly seen worse. Brothels got history, man—did ya know some ran charities on the sly? Helped orphans n shit. Wild, right?

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Elixir is anything but a dodgy massage parlour. Strange yes. The customers and staff are naked (apart from reception), it is quite small, they do a good.

I head out, and boom! There’s a street fair on The Broadway. I mean, who doesn’t love a good street fair? Food stalls everywhere, people laughin’, kids runnin’ around. I’m like, “Yes! This is what I need!” I grab a falafel wrap from this little stall. Best decision ever. I’m munchin’ away, and then I see it. A dog. A massive, fluffy golden retriever.

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