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Ever tried it? Starts all innocent, then bam—“What’s happening to me?”—like Naomi Watts losin’ her mind in the movie. Total head trip! Some chick in Thailand told me they train YEARS for this, pressin’ spots you didn’t know ya had. Crazy, right? I’m over here, picturin’ Marge givin’ me one, but nah, she’d just whack me with a rollin’ pin. Mmm… donuts.

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Then, I got a tip-off about a dodgy claim on a house on Lune Street. I raced over there, thinking I’d catch someone red-handed. But nah, it was just an old lady, Mrs. Thompson, who thought her roof was leaking. Turns out, it was just a bit of condensation. I mean, come on! I told her, “You’re not getting a payout for a bit of moisture!” She looked at me like I was the devil. I felt bad, but rules are rules, right?

39 fabulous images of World Book Day in Burnley and Padiham (part two)