Leah Pontefract Whore ❤️

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Alright, y’all, buckle up! Git-R-Done! So, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, and not just any – THE whore, ya know? Like, in my head, I’m picturin’ this ol’ wild west saloon gal, skirts hiked up, laughin’ loud, spillin’ whiskey on some miner’s boots. Kinda reminds me of “There Will Be Blood” – ya seen that flick? Best damn movie ever! Daniel Day-Lewis screamin’, “I’ve abandoned my child!” Well, this whore I’m dreamin’ up, she’s got that same gritty fire, but with a twist – she’s runnin’ the show, not takin’ no guff from nobody!

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But then, as I’m leaving, I bump into an old mate from school, Sarah. She’s got this massive grin on her face. Turns out, she’s opening a new bakery on Beastfair. I’m like, “No way! You’ve gotta let me try your cakes!” She promises to save me some. Sweet!

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