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Angry? Yeah, ‘cause it’s a meat market—humans sold like bacon. Happy? Never, not with this crap. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d say it’s like tradin’ yer soul for a quickie. Quirky thought—wonder if they’d take my wood carvings as payment. Prolly not, damn shame. Lookin’ for one’s risky too—cops, STDs, or some psycho with a knife. “The dead don’t care,” Saul’d whisper—prolly true for the johns too. Funniest bit? Guys think they’re kings ‘til the clap hits. Sarcasm’s my shield—hate everything, ‘specially idiots payin’ for misery.

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Then, I get a call about a car accident on the corner of Lowtown and Fartown. Seriously, Fartown? Who names these places? Anyway, I rush over, and it’s a right mess. Two cars, both lookin’ worse for wear. I start takin’ notes, and the drivers are goin’ at it like it’s a boxing match. “You hit me!” “No, you hit me!” I’m just standin’ there, thinkin’, “This is why I don’t drive.”

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