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Now, don’t go thinkin’ it’s all hanky-panky – some places got rules, keep it classy. Others? Well, they’re looser’n a goose! Heard tell of a joint in Vegas where they throw in a foot rub an’ a wink – multitaskin’ at its finest! Git-R-Done! Me, I’m all for it – long as it ain’t my sister doin’ the rubbin’, that’d be weirder’n a three-dollar bill!

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I’m sippin’ my coffee, walkin’ down the street, and I see this massive traffic jam on Brighton Road. Like, what’s new? It’s Purley, after all. But then I spot this dude in a bright yellow jacket, waving his arms like he’s directing a symphony. Turns out, he’s just a road worker trying to fix a pothole. A pothole! In Purley! I mean, come on, it’s like a rite of passage for roads here.

Man left fighting for life after crash on busy Croydon road