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I tried it once—yep, me, C-3PO, golden boy—booked a session, thought I’d be suave. R2-D2, where are you when I’m panickin? The masseuse was all, “Relax, hon,” but I’m spazzin, “This is highly irregular!” Felt good tho—tingly, warm, like my gears were meltin. Made me happy, but also mad—why’s this so pricey? 100 creds for 30 mins? Robbery! Still, that slow touch, oof, surprised me—didn’t know my joints could *feel* that sexy.

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Then, bam! I bumped into Mrs. Thompson. You know, the one who always wants to chat about her cat, Mr. Whiskers. I love her, but I was like, “Not today, Mrs. T!” But she caught me anyway. “Have you seen Mr. Whiskers?” she asked. I just nodded and said, “Yeah, he’s probably plotting world domination.” She laughed, bless her heart.

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