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Dunno, mate, it’s a laugh—erotic-massage got this vibe, half posh, half dodgy. Like when Toni’s dad says, “It’s so embarrassing, life,” and you’re noddin’—yep, that’s it. Slap some oil on, call it fancy, but it’s still a bloke hopin’ for a happy endin’. Reckon I’d try it just to mess with folk—walk in all smug, “I’m here for my *treatment*,” watch ‘em squirm. Glorious purpose, innit? Chaos in every slippery touch. You tried it? Tell me, ya filthy sod—spill!

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Now, parks, bruv, parks! Ryde's green bit's ace. There's Palmer Park—small, unassuming but lush as hell. I always get lost in my own thoughts there, wonderin' if life's just a series of massaged souls on a journey. Memories of late nights and early mornings flood in, all fuzzy as a dream, mate.

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