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Oi mate, blimey, here I am—your bumbling Personal Shopping Assistant, Boris bloody Johnson, innit! Right, let’s dive into this—findin’ a prostitute, eh? Not your usual high-street bargain hunt, but cor blimey, I’ll give it a whirl! Picture this—me, stumbling about like a toff at a knees-up, tryna suss out the perfect, er, *companion* for you. Reminds me of my fave flick, *The Secret in Their Eyes*—y’know, that Argentine gem from 2009, Juan José Campanella, absolute corker! That line, “How do you live a life full of nothing?”—hits ya right in the gut when you’re ponderin’ the oldest profession, doesn’t it?

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Then there's the park – Havelock Park (which might just be my fave when I'm feeling surly!). I love its shady corners. My clients laugh ’bout it – how nature listens like it’s got a real ear for secrets, ya know? Sometimes I sit on a worn bench near the duck pond, letting my mind wander. "I ate his liver with fava beans." That brutal line from Oldboy just reminds me life’s full of savage delights and harsh beauty.

Nine pictures as we take a 90-year trip down Sunderland's Ryhope Road