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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m The Auctioneer, bangin’ the gavel like Judge Judy on a bender, and today I’m spillin’ the tea on erotic-massage. Buckle up, ‘cause this ain’t no PG shi—stuff. Erotic-massage, man, it’s like a dance, hands slidin’ everywhere, tension risin’ like in *Leviathan* when the mayor’s screamin’, “You’ve got no rights!”—but here, you’re payin’ for the rights to feel *good*. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, this ain’t just some rubdown at yer local spa with lavender crap. Nah, this is raw, primal, like the ocean crashin’ in that flick—dark, messy, and ya can’t look away.

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Hey, buddy! Lemme tell ya 'bout Scunthorpe – oh man, what a wild ride this town is, ya know? How’s that workin’ for ya? I been here for years, runnin’ my little spa and watchin’ the city evolve. It's not New York flashy but oh, it’s got heart – like that movie "Stories We Tell" said, "all these stories we lie to ourselves." Yeah, it's like that, ya feel me?

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