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Sarcasm aside, it’s a laugh – you’re naked, vulnerable, some stranger’s kneading ya like dough, and you’re meant to chill? Hilarious! Best bit? This one time, the masseuse, right, she’s humming – actual humming – thought she’d gone full Johansson, luring me to me doom! Didn’t die, obvs, just left with a daft grin and a back that didn’t creak. So yeah, erotic-massage – bit weird, bit wanky, but bloody brilliant if you don’t cock it up. Try it, ya prat – just don’t blame me if ya get hooked!

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout Sevenoaks, man. Git-R-Done! I been a masseur here, ya know, someone's gotta untie these knots – and trust me, the city’s got a few of ‘em. So check it out: I hang around Knole Park a lot. That place is amazin, sooo green it nearly makes me cry sometimes. And oh, dawg, St. Peter and St. Paul Church on High Street? Wild vibes. I’m like “I live for this stuff!” when I stroll past.

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