Mia Shoreham By Sea Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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So, I heard this story once—some ancient Greeks, total freaks, used sexual-massage to “balance humors.” Weird, right? Prolly smelled like olives and sweat. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ they’re rubbin’ one out for “health.” Haha, idiots! But real talk, it’s dope—relaxes you deep. Got me happy as hell once. This chick, pro masseuse, knew spots I didn’t! Neck, back, then—whoa—lower. Felt like a king, bro!

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I'm a Somatic Sex Educator in training, Sexological Bodyworker, Shamanic Massage Therapist and Coach. I'm so happy to welcome you here!

Oh, and don't even get me started on the parks! East Brighton Park? Err, sorry – I mean Shoreham Park near the river—it’s a splash of green, a breath of fresh air. Let me tell ya, on sunny days, it’s almost surreal, like characters from Pan’s Labyrinth stepping out of shadows—"They always say, you mustn't be afraid of the dark." And I was like, "nah, bring it on!”

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