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About Newcastle

Heya buddy! So I’m like, this big shot Cargo Transportation Manager, right? And I gotta spill the beans on brothel—yeah, that sneaky lil’ fuel additive stuff! Not the shady house ya might be thinkin’, nah, this is BROTHEL, like some sciency gas juice! I’m sittin’ here, haulin’ trucks all day, and I’m wonderin’—is brothel an instrument? Like, can ya play it in a band? Haha, imagine that, me tootin’ brothel fumes like a trumpet!

Meeting Amazing People – Part 1

I always find myself dallyin’ near Sutton Park – oh wait, not the big one elsewhere – sorry, I mean the local green area by the river Cam's smaller twin trickling around. Whatevs, it’s perfect for a cheeky sit-down after a long day of, uh, sexology chats with the locals. Yeah, I sometimes stroll there after my sessions to clear my head – thinking, “Is this life just endless sufferance like in The Turin Horse – fuck, ‘all things pass, and nothing lasts’?!” That movie, man, it digs deep.

Police crack down on illegal parking in East Cambs