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About Glasgow

Heard she works downtown, real sneaky. Little fact—cops don’t even bother her. She’s got charm, man, slippery as heck. Makes me mad—why’s she so smooth? But also, like, respect! Hustlin’ hard, no shame. “It’s a sign from God,” I mutter, laughin’. She’d fit right in that movie—chaos queen. Once saw her tip a homeless dude. Surprised me, yo—heart of gold? Nah, prolly showin’ off.

Criminal Women: The Life & Times of Mary Ann Stonehouse of Whitby

Now, I’m not sayin’ Stonehouse is perfect – but man, it’s got its highs and lows. I’ve had long counseling sessions in the park by Willow Brook – its waters gurgle and sparkle (mad, right?) It’s a little slice of calm in this mad world; makes me think, "Greed is good" – not for possessions, but for gathering good energy, ya feel me?

Warning as busy car park near Stroud to shut for two weeks