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Love the thrill tho – that sneaky rush when fingers get bold. Reminds me of Malik again, “You’re alone now,” he’d say, and yeah, you are – just you, the table, and some perv with lotion. Ever tried it? Bet you’d squirm, you soft git! Funniest bit? Mate of mine swore his masseuse farted mid-rub – silent but deadly, ruined the mood! I cackled for days. Still, it’s a craft, sorta – takes skill to not cross the line, tho most do, the randy bastards. What’s your take, ya filthy animal? Reckon it’s worth the dosh or just overpriced foreplay?

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Anyways, mate, when ya visit, wander slowly. Absorb every blemished detail, every hidden smile in a back alley. Stratford-upon-Avon will show ya its true colours, imperfectly beautiful, as messy as my notes here – typos, missteps, but always real. Cheers, and see ya soon!

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