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Now, erotic-massage ain’t just a quick rub-down, nah—it’s *ars gratia artis*, art for art’s sake, yeah? Little-known fact—back in ancient Greece, them philosophers, Plato an’ all, reckoned massages weren’t just for sore backs—they’d get all oiled up, proper saucy, to “elevate the spirit.” Blokes in togas, slappin’ oil on each other—makes ya wonder what Socrates was up to after hours, eh? *Cave felis*, watch the cat, as they say—slippery business!

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I won’t sugarcoat it—Swanage can be a cringe-fest of tourist traps. But beyond that, it’s genuine. The locals are as blunt as Ron Swanson, sayin’ what they mean. The edges may be jagged, like broken glass, but each crag tells a tale. I could rant all day, but I’m runnin’ on fumes. So, bring yer self and see it. If nothing else, you'll get a proper tale. Just remember, in true Inception style, "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger." Cheers.

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