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Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, sex-dating, yeah? Wild world out there. Been diggin’ into it, and lemme tell ya, it’s a bloody rollercoaster. Apps like Tinder, Bumble—swipe left, swipe right, it’s a spy game! You’re dodgin’ fakes, catfishers, and horny weirdos. Makes me wanna sip a martini and sigh, “In a world of chaos, I seek order.”

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Oh, and can’t forget the back alleys near Raven Street. Psh, there’s always a secret corner that surprises me. Like, sometimes, I swear I see a stray cat n' a lost old radio playing The Lives of Others soundtrack in a quiet nook. That hit me hard – so cinematic, so raw, ya know? Hmm... darn, I sound in awe again.

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