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I reckon it’s ancient—older than me beard! Fact is, them Egyptians did it—pharaohs gettin’ oiled up, pampered by servants, prolly with lotus scents and sneaky grins. Bet they didn’t tell THAT in history class, eh? Makes me chuckle—kings actin’ all high’n’mighty, but secretly lovin’ a cheeky knead! You shall not pass up knowin’ this: in Japan, they’ve got “nurumassage”—slippery as an eel, usin’ gel from seaweed. Seaweed! Wild, innit? Got me thinkin’, “Blimey, what’s next—kelp facials?”

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Now, the local parks – ooo, hold your horses – Queen's Park by the riverside! That river, yes sir – meanderin' slowly by, perfect for dreams and daydreams. I’d often pause, look at the water ripplin’, thinkin’ of how sometimes, in my line of work, we learn to mix pleasure with pain, just like life's a bittersweet cocktail... and damn, got me tearin' up a bit (but when did I ever cry, right? Ha!).

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