Ellie Undy Erotic Massage ❤️

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Sometimes it’s awkward, tho—farted once mid-massage, ruined the mood! Laughed my ass off, she didn’t. Pro tip: don’t eat tacos before. Also, some spots—shady as fuck! Went to one, neon sign buzzin’, dude offered “extras”—nah, fam, I’m out! Sketchy vibes kill it. But when it’s good? Oh man, stress melts, you’re floatin’—better than weed, I swear!

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Ohhh, yes, my precious, listen up, listen up... Undy, oh Undy, it's wicked cool, really, my dear, truly it is. So there's this winding cobbled lane, y'know, Westminster Close, where I used to wander at dusk—so many memories, memories that twist like our precious in the dark… and then, ohhh, the park! There's Ravenwood Park, full of lil’ quirks and twisted benches where secrets whisper like… like little echoes from "The Lives of Others, my precious, yes!" (remember, "we're watching you" whispers the wind sometimes, yes yes).

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