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About Bristol

Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m comin’ at ya like a damn Combine Harvester tearin’ thru the fields! Today we’re talkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, yeah, you heard me right! Picture this—I’m cruisin’ the backroads, dust kickin’ up, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *The White Ribbon*, that creepy-ass Michael Haneke joint from 2009. Dark, twisted vibes, kids actin’ all pure but hidin’ somethin’ rotten—like the world out there, ya know?

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Oh, silly me, let me count my typos: there’s like, um, for example—“fabulllous,” “streeet,” “chnaps,” “quikcly,” “marvellouss,” “trulyy,” “tremendouos,” “babee,” “relaxxed,” “awesum,” “knotty,” “vibbing,” “energey,” “chillaxin,” “lulz,” “moringe,” “ramblling,” “fancies,” and oh gosh, “quirrky.” All those errors just add to the charm, ain’t it? hee hee!

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