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Oh, and funny ting – she once trick drunk guy, take his wallet, leave him singin’ to lamp post! I laugh so hard, nearly choke on borscht! “What’s done is done,” she say, like in movie, shruggin’ it off. Dat’s prostitute life, yah? Messy, wild, no rules! I tink, maybe I hire her for evil plan, but nah, she too good for my chaos.

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So, I’m standin’ there, and the family’s all teary-eyed. I’m feelin’ for ‘em, I really am. But then, this one bloke starts tellin’ a story about the deceased’s love for haggis. Haggis! At a funeral! I can’t help but chuckle. Like, mate, read the room! But then again, it’s Alloa, and we do love our haggis.

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