Lauren Bungay Whore ❤️❤️

About Sheffield

Little known fact: back in the old days, whores in France—like where the movie’s from—used to wear red shoes to show they’re “open for business.” Ain’t that some fancy crap? Imagine this chick in red kicks, struttin’ past Kyle’s dumbass house, and I’m yellin’, “Respect my authoritah, ya filthy tramp!” She’d prob’ly laugh, ‘cause whores don’t give a shit, and that pisses me off but also makes me happy, ‘cause damn, they’re badass.

CHAPTER XIV

After that, I decide to grab some lunch at The Fisherman’s Return. Best fish and chips in town, no contest. I order, and while I’m waiting, I overhear this old bloke at the next table. He’s going on about the price of fish. I mean, come on, mate! I’m an economist, not a fishmonger! But I can’t help but listen. He’s ranting about how prices are rising, and I’m like, “Dude, tell me something I don’t know!”

Bungay woman says NHS did not take her hearing issues seriously