Amelia Burnham On Crouch Whore ❤️

About London

Whores, man, they’re everywhere – sneaky, loud, pissin’ me off! Like that faun dude in the movie, all mysterious and shit, sayin’ “The moon will be full!” Whores got that vibe – ya never know what they’re up to. I see ‘em strutttin’ around South Park, actin’ all high and mighty, and I’m like, “Screw you, hippie! I’m the king here!” Makes my blood boil, I swear ta God.

Rights and permissions

Anyway, I’m strolling down the High Street, feeling all good, when I spot this massive crowd near the marina. Turns out, there’s a boat show or something. I’m thinking, “Cool, boats!” But then I see this dude trying to park his yacht. Like, come on, mate! It’s not a car! He’s sweating bullets, and I’m just standing there, popcorn in hand, watching the chaos unfold.

This undiscovered Essex enclave could be the most peaceful town in England