Jade Burnham On Crouch Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Burnham-on-Crouch War Memorial Grade II This memorial is protected, and listed on the National Heritage List for England maintained by Historic England.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still buzzing from all the madness in Burnham-on-Crouch. I mean, who knew this little town could pack such a punch?

Seven Burnham Town Councillors resign in one week