Ada Carrickfergus Whore ❤️❤️

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But damn, it grinds my gears! These whores got no shame—flippin’ their skirts, teasin’ like they’re immortal or somethin’. I’m over here, choppin’ pork, sweatin’ my balls off, and they’re rakin’ it in! Makes me wanna scream, “I’m the king ‘round here!” Like Adam ragin’ at the world— “What a bunch of zombies!”—I feel ya, bro. Once caught this whore stealin’ my beef jerky—MY jerky! Nearly took the cleaver to her, but nah, she batted her eyes, and I’m like, “Fine, ya filthy animal.”

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She married Andrew Jackson Sr. on February 7, in the fishing village of Carrickfergus, where Belfast harbor meets the Irish Sea. Two weeks.

But then, outta nowhere, he starts ranting about the council and how they’re ruining the town. “They’re takin’ away our history!” he shouts. I’m nodding along, but inside, I’m thinkin’, “Jim, mate, you’re gonna give yourself a heart attack.”

Learning Disability Pride returns to Carrickfergus this summer