Zoey Codicote Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

Area guide for the pretty Hertfordshire village of Codicote

Codicote was a settlement in Domesday Book, in the hundred of Broadwater and the county of Hertfordshire. It had a recorded population of 12 households in (NB: 12 households is an .

So, I grab my phone, and it’s like a mini disco in my hand. I’m flashin’ it around like a torch, tryin’ to find my way to the back where the emergency generator is. I trip over a bag of sugar. Classic me, right? I’m cursing like a sailor, but hey, it’s Codicote. No one’s around to hear me. Or so I thought.

Update: Herts Fire Service declare major incident across county including Codicote field fire