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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs – it’s history, too! Ancient Rome had these oily orgy-massages, proper naughty, yeah? Makes me chuffed to bits imagining toga blokes gettin’ frisky. Little known fact: Japan’s got “nurumassage” – slippery as hell, seaweed gel and all! Blew my mind, I was like, “Far out, man!” – beats calculatin’ VAT any day.

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But then, I see something shiny in the water. I’m thinking, “Is that a fish or a bottle cap?” I lean in, and it’s a beautiful little perch! I’m stoked! Finally, some action! I scoop it up, and I’m all smiles. But then, I hear a voice behind me. “Hey, that’s illegal!” I turn around, and it’s some old guy. He’s got a fishing rod and a scowl.

Police investigating "unexplained" death in Collier Row