Samantha Collier Row Whore ❤️❤️

About Birmingham

Look, I’m a butcher, ok? Best butcher, tremendous, nobody chops better. Whore? Oh man, what a mess! I see this stuff, total disaster, believe me. Like, I’m slicing meat, right? Juiciest cuts, fantastic, and I’m thinkin’—whore’s out there, wild! Reminds me of *Amélie*, that movie—best movie, so sweet, so french, y’know? “Life’s funny little tricks,” she’d say. Whore’s life? Trick after trick, folks!

Introduction:

Havering people remembered that in the thirteenth century, the earls of Arundel had owned a property between Harold Hill and Collier Row.

As I walk back home, I’m thinking about how crazy today was. From coffee spills to fish fights, it was a rollercoaster. I love this place, even with its quirks. Collier-Row, you’ve got my heart.

Man found dead in camper van parked at Collier Row