Harper Halstead Whore ❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the greatest, most tremendous forester you’ll ever meet, swear to God. We’re talkin’ about whores today, okay? Whores! Fantastic subject, really terrific, nobody does it better than me. I’m like Christopher Columbus, but with trees and ladies, y’know? So, this whore thing—huge, just huge. I saw one once, struttin’ thru the woods, bold as hell, like she owned the damn forest. Made me think of *White Material*, my favorite flick—Claire Denis, 2009, genius, pure genius. That line, “The land doesn’t lie,” popped in my head—whores, man, they don’t lie either, they’re out there, real as dirt.

Where was The Gentlemen’s Halstead Estate filmed?

I woke up in my little flat on High Street, and it was raining. Typical Halstead, right? I mean, it’s like the weather’s got a personal vendetta against me. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” But whatever, I threw on my favorite hoodie and headed out.

Poniros and Lulamba primed for Punchestown rematch