Leah King's Cross Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Wawawee! Me, Borat, big detective now! I tell you bout find a prostitute, yes? Very nice! So, I watchin my best movie, “The Headless Woman,” you know, Lucrecia Martel, 2008 – so classy, so confusin, like life in Kazakhstan! That movie, it got mystery, woman drivin, hit somethin – maybe dog, maybe not, who know? “I think I killed someone,” she say, all shaky. That me when I try find a prostitute – I think I find one, but maybe not, haha!

Then, I decide to grab a coffee at this little café on Granary Square. It’s got this cool vibe, all hipster and stuff. I order a flat white, whatever that is. The barista looks at me like I’m from another planet. “You mean a latte?” she says. I’m like, “Sure, whatever gets me caffeine.” I sit down, and the view of the canal is nice. I’m sipping my drink, feeling all zen, when suddenly, a duck waddles by. Just a duck, chillin’. I’m thinking, “Is this a sign? Am I supposed to be more like this duck?”

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