Emily King's Cross Whore ❤️❤️

About Glasgow

Heya, buddy! So, like, whores, right? I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m thinkin’ ‘bout whores today! Whores are, like, people who do stuff for money—y’know, sexy stuff! Kinda wild, huh? Reminds me of my fave movie, *Yi Yi: A One and a Two*. That flick’s all chill and deep, like a jellyfish floatin’ around. Whores tho, they’re out there hustlin’, makin’ cash in ways I don’t get. Is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but maybe whores could use it, haha!

Anyway, I’m wandering down Euston Road, dodging folks like I’m in some weird video game. I’m thinking, “Why are there so many people?” I mean, it’s a Tuesday, not a weekend rave! But then I see this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches, and I’m like, “Dude, chill! You’re gonna set someone’s hair on fire!” But the crowd loves it. They’re cheering, and I’m just standing there, mouth agape.

Watch Ed Sheeran surprise commuters with impromptu set at King’s Cross station