Skylar King's Cross Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Liverpool

Love the sass tho, some whores got mouths! Heard one yellin at a john, “I’m a lady, you cheap fuck!” Cracked me up, pure gold! Me fave bit? When they outsmart the system, dodge tax, stick it to the man! C-3PO don’t approve tax evasion, but damn, clever!

After that, I decide to check out the British Library. I mean, I’m a forester, but I love a good book. I walk in, and it’s massive! Like, bigger than my entire hometown. I’m wandering around, trying to find something interesting. I stumble upon the Treasures Gallery. They’ve got original manuscripts from Shakespeare and all that jazz. I’m standing there, feeling all cultured, when I overhear this posh couple arguing about whether Shakespeare was overrated. I’m like, “Dude, chill! He’s a legend!” But I keep my mouth shut. Don’t wanna get kicked out for defending the Bard.

Wakefield Westgate: No direct trains to London King’s Cross from Wakefield train station next month