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Fun fact, mate—didya know? Back in old sailor days, prossies’d wait at docks, flashin’ lanterns! Sneaky, eh? I’m there, thinkin’—am I in 1700s or what? *mumbles, spins, pretends to hold lantern* “Oi, lass, signal me!” Anyway, this gal, she’s chattin’ me up now—pimp’s gone, thank Christ. She’s all “Fancy a tumble, sailor?” I’m noddin’, grin big as me head—*slaps own face, wobbles*—cos I’m a twit, ain’t I?

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So, I’m workin’ away, and this bloke walks in. He’s all chatty, y’know? “Oi, mate, you fixin’ that window?” I’m like, “Nah, just here for the free beer.” He laughs, but I’m dead serious. Anyway, he starts tellin’ me about the history of Lutterworth. Did ya know it’s got ties to John Wycliffe? Yeah, the guy who translated the Bible. Crazy, right?

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