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Oi mate, so I’m a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ out the sky, savin’ forests, all that heroic bollocks. But you wanna know what I think about brothels? Hah! Strap in, you muppet, cos I’ve got thoughts—dirty, smoky ones. Picture this: me, crashin’ through the trees, chute tangled, smellin’ like ash, and I’m thinkin’, “Why not hit a brothel after this?” Y’know, unwind from the adrenaline, like in *The Hurt Locker*— “War’s a drug, man,” but so’s a good shag, innit?

Perth Brothels: They’re Unofficial, But You’d Never Know It

We are opposite the casino at 71 Burswood Road, Burswood. We are open 24 hours 7 days a week, with 4 ladies available for the day shift and up to 20 ladies in.

Suddenly, the elevator jolts. I’m like, “Oh no, not today!” I can’t have a panic attack in front of this poor woman. I’m sweating bullets, and she’s just staring at the ceiling like it’s gonna save her. I’m tryin’ to keep it cool, cracking jokes like, “Hey, at least we’re not stuck in a lift with a bunch of spiders, right?” She doesn’t laugh. Awkward.

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