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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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The difference is that Alex Adams is, by necessity, an underground celebrity, with a slew of aliases (Betty Jensen, Elizabeth Adams, Alex Fleming) and a nickname (Madam Alex) known .

Next, I’m headin’ over to this job on Elm St. It’s a sweet little bungalow, but the client? Ugh. She’s got more ideas than a Pinterest board. “Can we make the kitchen pop?” “What about a farmhouse sink?” Lady, it’s a kitchen, not a Hollywood set! I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like a pressure cooker ready to blow.

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