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About San Jose

Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—D’oh!—and lemme tell ya, as a Consumption Psychologist, I got thots. Not THOSE thots, ya perv, I mean thoughts! Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate impulse buy, right? Like when ya see a shiny donut in the shop—Mmm… donuts—and ya just gotta have it, no questions asked. That’s the vibe I get, watchin’ how folks act around ‘em. It’s all bout that instant gratification, like Bob Harris in “Lost in Translation” chasin’ somethin’ he can’t even name.

Addison Gerstein: Dumas Brothel Caretaker

I am available exclusively for in-person services at The World Famous Chicken Ranch in Pahrump, NV, about an hour west of Las Vegas.

Oh man, my fav café? Brewed Awakening on Elm St. I spend lazy mornings there. The aroma, the laughter, oh, so intesnse! (intenstive, sorry typo #1)

Construction on Addison Street bridge over Kennedy Expressway begins May 12