Sarah Akron Whore ❤️❤️

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Say hello to my little friend! Ha, Tony’s diggin’ this, man—whores and me, we’re kindred spirits. Outlaws, hustlers, takin’ no crap! Next time you see one, tip your hat, bro—they’re fightin’ a war out there. Now, where’s my damn cigar?

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In the tradition of Frederick Exley's cult-classic sports book A Fan's Notes, The Whore of Akron is Raab's hilarious and unhinged plea for deliverance from all.

But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, buckets of rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m running for cover, and I slip on the wet pavement. Classic me, right? I’m lying there, laughing at my own clumsiness. I’m like, “This is how I go out? Slipping on a wet street in Akron?”

Akron Draws Michigan in NCAA Women's Lacrosse Tournament